The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell while the Scandinavian

The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell while the Scandinavian

Book 1 of Hollywood movie/TV series version

by Bryan Fletcher

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CHAPTER 1, Part 1 “Have a good day.” In Manhattan, New York, Monday, 9:28 a.m., in his ever so cramped bed area under a stairwell, a typical man called Will Ferrell startles to a sitting place, and bumps his temple. *** Then, maybe not repeating similar word that is foul for three straight moments, as though a genuine cuss master, he curses terms wholly unfit for printing, and curses far above everyday foul mouth themes; as a cuss virtuoso, yet high social design, in just a lowbrow art, a sweet science of exemplary foul-speak designed to surprise and provoke the sensory faculties. *** And yet, if done in a certain way, it reveals a well-seasoned mind; particular refined judgment, belief and flavor, also scholarship—as odd as that sounds—and with a well-crafted mastery of aesthetics, of nature, art, beauty, flavor, and especially the sublime. *** Will Ferrell, yet their name that is real is Ferrell? No, no, no. David! May be the only title on their delivery certificate, one name, as some individuals just get one title. *** Then he rubs their temple, reels, and looks about that cramped apartment: if a person might call it a studio apartment, since it resembles life under a cramped stairwell, and then to your sleep is a small faded picture of an old, dark-blue step van, a multipurpose enclosed automobile. *** Then he says sleep, “Yes, and relax. “Yes. “Breathe. “Yes. “Really breathe, and lay straight back. “Yes. “Relax, really flake out.”

In Manhattan, New York, Monday, 9:28 a.m. … … a Norwegian Nobel Committee member, brand new Swedish Academy committee secretary, and permanent experienced adviser, “the specialist” of intangible cultural history investigates a well-known Scandinavian metaphysical poet known as Erika Segersall Unr?d, also referred to as persona no grata. Leggi tutto “The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell while the Scandinavian”